Friday, March 25, 2011

Nothing really special happened at all today ...

 although I am fed up of the blasted French Air Farce. At 16:32 precisely this afternoon one of their jets flew over my house so low that it set the wind turbines going off. It was unbelievable - I've never heard such a racket in all my life. And what did I do to deserve it? I haven't had a UN Security Council resolution made against me, have I?

So that's me thoroughly fed up and I'm going to declare my house a no-fly zone. I'm going to see if I can't track down a Stinger missile somewhere (the Taliban still have a few that the Septics sold them back in the early 1980s) and set it up in my garden. The next b@st@rd who thinks it's funny to fly over my house at zero feet will get more than he bargained for when I light the blue touchpaper and retire. All I'll need to do after that is to see if there are still a few Scud missiles left buried in the sand in Iraq (the Scud, by the way, is a direct descendant of the German V1) and drop a few of them onto the French Air Farce headquarters. See how they like it.

B@$t@rd$

But it wasn't just the French Air Farce that set off my wind turbines. It's been quite windy today here too and round about 12:00 we had a good half an hour of high winds. I had 2.1 amp-hours of wind energy off the old AIR turbine and I'm impressed with that.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I had a good day in the garden and I now have two new raised beds installed. The one on the left is for the new potatoes and the other one, together with a third new one that I shall be installing in early course behind the compost bins, will be for the old potatoes.

But while I was hacking away in there I came across one of my original apple trees in the jungle. It's weighted down with brambles and scrub but it's still going with loads of buds right now. It might be possible to save it and so I had a go at clearing away much of the rubbish that was dragging it down.

Another solar shower too - water at 36°C rhis afternoon although it had cooled down to 34°C by the time I knocked off. It didn't feel that warm when I was standing underneath it having a shower but I feel that I ought to be taking advantage of the warm weather and keep myself clean.

It can't keep up like this for ever, although of course I wish that it would. This time last year we had a few days of 20-odd °C, I notice, but the weather soon collapsed.

1 comment:

  1. Hey, steady on - that's 3 showers you've had this year as far as I've counted.

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